1. Don’t Be a Dirt Goblin. Fill Your Holes.
If you dig a hole and leave it like a raccoon went to town on it, you're basically telling the world you have no manners. Fill it in, pat it down, and make it look like you were never there.
2. Ask First, Dig Later.
Your detector isn’t a “go anywhere” pass. Parks, private land, beaches—ask permission. It’s not jail, but trespassing might get you there.
3. If It’s Trash, Stash It.
You will find garbage. It’s part of the deal. Just carry a bag and toss it in there. Be a trash hero. The world already has enough jerks.
4. Respect the OGs.
If you see another detectorist, don’t be a weirdo and start scanning next to them like you’re in a metal detecting mosh pit. Give space, say hi, maybe trade stories.
5. Don’t Hunt Angry.
If you’re mad, maybe skip the hunt. Swinging around a metal stick with rage isn’t fun for anyone, and your detector will probably sense your bad vibes and beep at squirrels.
6. Know Your Beeps, Bro.
Every beep is not gold. Learn the sounds. If your detector screams like a banshee, it’s probably a nail from 1973. Or a soda tab. Again.
7. Don’t Be a Creep at the Beach.
Yes, beaches are great. But no, you can’t just detect around tanning strangers. Stay chill, respect space, and avoid looking like a lost pirate.
📸 Photo Idea: Someone detecting at a beach with a pirate hat, looking awkward near a beachgoer who’s side-eyeing them.
8. Dress Like You’re on a Mission.
Cargo pants = win. Headphones = win. Flip-flops in the forest = you're gonna lose a toe. Be ready for dirt, bugs, and weather tantrums.
9. Keep the Gold, Share the Story.
If you find something cool, don’t flex too hard. But DO share it. People love weird, shiny stuff and dramatic treasure tales.
10. Have Fun, You Nerd.
Metal detecting is about the adventure. You’re literally treasure hunting in real life. Don’t forget to laugh when you find a rusty fork and dream big anyway.
Wrapping It Up
There are millions of longer, more complicated lists out there for detectorists, but sometimes simple is best. Stick to the basics, be respectful, and most importantly—have fun. If you’re ever unsure what’s okay or not, just follow the Metal Detecting Code of Ethics. It’s a great compass for anyone swinging a coil, from total beginners to seasoned treasure hunters.
Happy hunting, and don’t forget to fill your holes, folks.
Thanks for reading :)
~Windy Digger

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